Mad Hatter

I left my brand new, smokin' hot Cha Cha's House of Ill Repute chapeau at a pub-style establishment last night on a hook underneath the bar. Let's take bets on whether or not I will get it back.

1) Yes.

2) No.

3) I'm an idiot.

4) Mexican delivery boy with a small cranium like mine now has a new hat and he looks great.

5) Dumb blonde with huge cranium like mailbox thinks she has a new hat and she looks stupid.

6) Some of the above.

7) None of the above.