Get on top, be on the bottom, put a donut on your ding dong; there's all kinds of stuff to try out there.
Or in this case, avoid:
"A 12th century Sikh text, the Koke Shastra, warns men against: 'Redheads. Any girl named after a mountain, a tree, a river or a bird...Any girl with inverted nipples, a beard, uneven breasts, flap ears, spindle legs...Girls whose big toes are disproportionately small. Girls who make the ground shake when they walk past.' "
Sounds reasonable to me.
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I guess that's why I never had any luck with my first girlfriend, a redhead named Everest Mockingbird Ganges. Who knew?
yeah, but did she have flappy ears?
Like Dumbo.
You're a freaking virgin Altman, who are you to give us sexual advice?
I guess I'm just old-fashioned. I just prefer a quiet night at home when we dress up in the werewolf suits and throw live frogs at each other.
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