Thursday, June 22, 2006

She Got It

So the annoying summer associate we fondly refer to as "the hot mess" just came by and pulled another "Is Cathy around?"

Which is code for I don't know what, because if Cathy were sitting here, she wouldn't have to ask "Is Cathy around?" but Cathy ISN'T friggin' sitting here.

So I pull my annoying, "I don't see her."

And THM goes "Oh, you don't see her?"

That's right, bitch. Don't ask a stupid question and you won't get a stupid answer.

All this so she could "give" Cathy some leftover pizza with a "If she doesn't want it, it's going in the garbage."

Aw, what a nice gift. I really should be nicer to THM. After all, it is the thought that counts.

7 comments:

Bumpkyn said...

aaaaaahhhhhhhh

newbluebaby said...

Is this hot mess sloppy or floppy?

anne altman said...

good question.

sloppy.

floppy.

messy.

icky.

ewy.

newbluebaby said...

Chewy.

anne altman said...

yeah but i wouldn't eat her. and don't recommend you do either

Peter Matthes said...

Was the pizza one of nine things THM was throwing out that day?

anne altman said...

her hairdo needs a little feng shui.