Tuesday, July 18, 2006

I'm So Fetus

Scientists believe that the position in which you sleep says a lot about your personality.

Me? I'm textbook Fetus, with a dash of The Yearner.

To see a diagrams of the six positions studied by Professor Idzikowski
click here.


The Foetus (41%): Those who curl up in the foetus position are described as tough on the outside but sensitive at heart. They may be shy when they first meet somebody, but soon relax. This is the most common sleeping position, adopted by 41% of the 1,000 people who took part in the survey. More than twice as many women as men tend to adopt this position.


Log (15%): Lying on your side with both arms down by your side. These sleepers are easy going, social people who like being part of the in-crowd, and who are trusting of strangers. However, they may be gullible.

The Yearner (13%): People who sleep on their side with both arms out in front are said to have an open nature, but can be suspicious, cynical. They are slow to make up their minds, but once they have taken a decision, they are unlikely ever to change it.

Soldier (8%): Lying on your back with both arms pinned to your sides. People who sleep in this position are generally quiet and reserved. They don't like a fuss, but set themselves and others high standards.

Freefall (7%): Lying on your front with your hands around the pillow, and your head turned to one side. Often gregarious and brash people, but can be nervy and thin-skinned underneath, and don't like criticism, or extreme situations.

Starfish (5%): Lying on your back with both arms up around the pillow. These sleepers make good friends because they are always ready to listen to others, and offer help when needed. They generally don't like to be the centre of attention.
The remainder of those in the poll said the position they fell asleep varied or did not know.

7 comments:

matt said...

I've woken up with a log before.

Elizabeth said...

soldier sleepers=scary.
soldiers=scary?

Gemini Prefect said...

Cool. I'm Freefall with a pinch of Foetus. (ok, that freakin' bugs me: FOetus. blech)

I knew that I lurked here for the funny, but now I've learn a little something, too.

Carolyn said...

And I'm free - freefallin'.

@alyssa ettinger said...

i'm the foetus, and i sleep with a body pillow. i'm glad i shared.

Creepy said...

Wait a minute, I didn't see 'reverse cowgirl' in the list of positions he studied. Friggin' hack.

Violet said...

I used to be a free-faller, but it hurts my back to sleep in that position now.