Thursday, July 20, 2006

Um, Hello, I Thought This Was a Free Country

What, now the government has the right to say what we can and can't keep in our own refrigerators in the privacy of our own homes? I mean, honestly! It's pretty ridiculous.

Seriously, where's the crime?

I'm serious.

14 comments:

Gemini Prefect said...

Mmmm... momcicle.

What? Someone had to say it.

Del-V said...

He didn't shove her into the crisper part and forget about her, did he? Because that's just rude.

nouseforaname said...

We kept our dead hedgehogs in the freezer- nobody said anything... I want to be on the news too.. Ohhh Grandma......

anne altman said...

it's not like he killed her or anything. the broad was already done dead.

Peter said...

He was pretending to keep her alive to continue collecting her social security checks. It's like Weekend at Berinie's, only Bernie is locked in a freezer.

Elizabeth said...

i have to side with the gov here, anne. i don't think they cared about mom RIPing in the freezer but rather the fraud thing. if all dead people could still collect social security than the system would have expired a LONG time ago.
is this too serious a response?

newbluebaby said...

I think the crime is the late night snacks he use to have. Oh mommy!

anne altman said...

ok, from that perspective, true. but considering that the baby boomers will suck SS dry by the time we get old because they're living longer...there may be a few more baby boomers in the freezer in a few years.

Lauren K said...

It's too bad he doesn't live where I do, or he could collect a spoilage-reimbursement check from ConEd when his mommy thawed unexpectedly.

anne altman said...

oooh, then did she go all slimy zombie-like "dawn of the dead" and choke her son chanting "YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU DID THIS TO ME"

Lauren K said...

Yes, because that's what every mother does eventually. They consider it their right.

newbluebaby said...

Some moms are jealous of their daughters because they are younger.

Carolyn said...

I know I am. My daughter is so young - she's so hot!

She better not put me in the freezer.

That's cold.

anne altman said...

You don't hear Ted Williams complaining.