Tuesday, July 18, 2006

The End is Near

A mentally lame fundamentalist as President of the United States, World War III, tsunamis, hurricanes, melting ice caps, a boiling ocean, the removal of Charleston Chews from the office cafeteria, and now fire ants are on the rise??? The world is indeed blazing like a Duraflame. I'd say bring on the locusts, but I think we skipped a chapter. It wouldn't make a difference anyway. The more the merrier.

10 comments:

Unknown said...

but think about where you heard all of the details of the end of the world...main stream media. With their own agenda, everyone looks bad, everything is wrong, the world is at an end, and main stream media would ALWAYS be better at running the country than the president. Food for thought with your morning java.

Unknown said...

P.S. saw your wish list...I got my
iMac G5
Machine Model: PowerMac8,2
CPU Type: PowerPC G5 (3.0)
Number Of CPUs: 1
CPU Speed: 1.8 GHz
L2 Cache (per CPU): 512 KB
Memory: 512 MB
Bus Speed: 600 MHz
last year for $1299 :D (not everythingon ebay is cheaper or packed with better stuff) ;)

Valerie said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? No Charleston Chews in the cafe???? HOLY SHIT. The world IS coming to an end. CRAP!

Leighton said...

I think the Colorado River was supposed to turn to blood, except that it unexpectedly dried up. Well, it wasn't totally unexpected. We all know Las Vegas is using more than their share of water. And sequins.

AGFH said...

When I was 8 months pregnant I sat on a stump a dn was attacked by a nest of fire ants that was living in it. I couldn't sit down or lay on my back for over 2 weeks.

Fire Ants are from the Debil!

Peter said...

Is it wrong that I get all my news from Two Can Anne?

anne altman said...

If you're wrong, then 8 thousand people are wrong. Have 8 thousand people ever been wrong before? Ha! I think we all know the answer to that.

whipcreamy said...

sorry guys but charleston chew= ick....but i think that is because i threw up pinwheels one easter...and pinwheels are similar to charleston chew right? choc and marsh?

colorado river drying up? yes. LA? screwed.

anne altman said...

what the hell is a pinwheel?

Elizabeth said...

i don't know what a pinwheel is but i am with whip on the c. chew.

who the hell is irocket? lame...the word verification can't keep all randoms out, eh?