That "Next Blog" button can really take you places. Terrible places.
Huey Lewis totally cancelled on me for Game Night at Anne's. He said the News would swing by, but they never showed either. Rude, right? I know. Lame. Pretty pathetic considering it isn't news that they weren't even the news when they were the News. Pretty shitty way to treat such a generous hostess such as myself, one who invites celebrities into my home on a regular basis to play board games, but what can I say other than they just weren't raised right. Right? I'm putting the Port Wine Cheese and the grapes back into the refrigerator. In Game Night at Anne's stead, I've created little game to involve you, my loyal readers. It's a wicked fun blog quiz I'd like to call, Wicked Fun Blog Quiz.
Your instructions are to first read the blog, learn as much as you can, and then resume reading this post. Remember, I understand that this is a wicked fun blog quiz, but take it seriously, as there'll be a quiz. Slacker.
Read This Blog Now.
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Time's up.
Ok.
Here goes.
Quiz:
Train A, traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves Westford heading toward Eastford, 260 miles away. At the same time Train B, traveling 60 mph, leaves Eastford heading toward Westford. How many times does this woman need to be punched in the face?
Answer will be revealed at close of business tomorrow. Good luck!
13 comments:
Might I suggest visiting "Karbee" and letting her know: That's some fucked up shit...
I have to admit, while reading her blog I was overcome by the urge to pummel her with my fists. Does that make me a bad person?
she's probably got the time and energy to come and clean my place too.
What the hell is this lady talking about? Is she making up her own words? English people are weird.
Just until she bleeds.
Let me rephrase the question:
This woman needs to be punched ____ number of times.
it's always alwin alwin alwin with karen.
you know that sympol for infinite that we don't have on our keyboards.
that number of times.
do i win?
I'm sure her friends and neighbors give her regular beatings.
I was just so releived she was able to empty the dishwasher before it got too hot. As for her various crafts and doodles? I'll definitely be goin' back for more!
tursdays? she loves tursdays. almost sounds like turdsdays.
And the answer is:
174. I'd accept 175, as I was on the fence about one. However the answer could be: 1, as long as it's a powerful enough punch to knock her block off.
No winners this time, but thanks for playing, everyone! There was no prize anyway so whatevs.
Fuck... I'm horrible at word problems.
Um... (3x)y+70 mph= (thinking.....)
200 times, at least.
What a retard I am... I was late. Maybe I need to be punched in the face.
sure, you're a retard. if you like to WIN!
you got the closet to the winning number, amy:
sure, there's no prize, but don't you feel wonderful?
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