Thursday, July 27, 2006

What's Better?

What's better than pouring Hydrogen Peroxide on a cut and watching it foam up?

Answer: Nothing!

Too slow, people! Beat you to the punch.

5 comments:

nouseforaname said...

pouring alcohol on a cut and running around the room screaming, "fuck, fuck, fuck"

I think that is fun too....

la nadine said...

i dunno, i really quite enjoyed having warts burned off my finger as a kid.

the way they sizzled...

MAGIC!

anne altman said...

burned off or frozen off?

did it "take" or did they come back?

i had one on my finger that didn't go away until i became quite fond of picking at it. then it disappeared.

thanks a lot, wart. could have saved some money on the derm had i known i only had to feign some love.

la nadine said...

i had one particularly nasty one on my thumb that "took" neither to burning nor freezing.

i can't remember exactly how it eventually disappeared, but i believe it was in a most painful and spectacular way.

i prefer to focus on the seal bite to my forefinger when i was seven.

good times.

whipcreamy said...

what about putting alka seltzer tabs in your mouth and pretend you have just been bitten by a rabid animal?