Saturday, July 29, 2006

Tee Many Martoonies

I like to have a martini, two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.

~ Dorothy Parker


Thankfully, only three were consumed.

6 comments:

Valerie said...

Crap, you should have had ONE more.

Creepy said...

Depending on who the host was...

kattbanjo said...

LOL! great qoute!

Dale said...

Dorothy was exceedingly quotable.

anne altman said...

word. bitch was depressed. we say the best shit.

nouseforaname said...

one drink= me, a little friendly
two drinks= me, a little flirty
three drinks=me, on the bar shaking my bootie
four drinks=me, waking up in the parking lot with my panties hanging around my ankles

This is why I don't drink....