Friday, July 21, 2006

My Pet Fish Was a Crappy Soccer Player

So I beat him to death.

What? It was an accident.

Maybe you'll have better luck. Learn him something at Fish School.

4 comments:

newbluebaby said...

I named my goldfish Abraham after Arnold Drummond's goldfish.

He lived 6 years.

He painted a few pictures that I sold to suckers at yard sales.

anne altman said...

yeah, but did you use paper made from goldfish dung? doubt it.

nouseforaname said...

My job fucked up my paycheck- I had to eat the little overpriced pieces of crap that floated around my little overpriced fish tank. I fried them up- not bad, not bad

anne altman said...

oh i was fired. different.