Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Bump

I asked my pregnant coworker:

"Aren't you a little embarrassed about being pregnant, because everyone knows you like, did it."

"No."

"Oh."

"You're weird."

"Whatevs. Everyone knows you did it."

12 comments:

Valerie said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!! That's soooo hysterical cuz I think the same thing.

Gary said...

Did what?

anne altman said...

it! the baby-making exercise!

la nadine said...

slut.

la nadine said...

the preggers chick, that is. not you miss altman.

Bello (Buddy) Manjaro said...

Yes. Same sitch at my job. I look at this preggers cowoker and I just feel too privvy. Its creepazoidal.

Chris Battle said...

Maybe she's just fat.

Way to go, Anne. Sheesh.

piglet said...

Just wait until post-preg. With all those bars, your office ought to have a nice breast pumping area, right?

Milk bar's open!

Sorry.

Creepy said...

Mmmm, fresh from the tap!

Fluffy said...

That's exactly what I thought when I was telling my family I was pregnant (years ago). I felt like I was saying "I'm pregnant!" but they were going to hear "I have sex! Lots and lots of SEX!"

la nadine said...

that's certainly what i heard when you told me you had a kid, miss fluffy.

barista brat said...

i used to wonder about my friends' parents that got divorced.

how could they be in the same room together? afterall - they'd seen each other NAKED! they DID IT! and now they are doing it with other naked people.