Friday, July 14, 2006

Some Friday Afternoon Observations

  1. If you are referred to a cardiologist because you've been plagued of late with abnormal heart palpitations that make you feel like you're about to have a stroke, don't expect them to schedule you right in. Expect them to put you on hold, and then transfer you to voicemail where you will leave a message and they won't call you back. When you call them back, they will be gone for the day, and the entire weekend, as a matter of fact, which is when you'll have your stroke. Convenient for all.
  2. The low fat donuts my local bagelry (that's right, I said bagelry) were not moving. Now the case is empty. I think that the low-fat donut fad has ended before it started to take off.
  3. I don't recommend eating an entire roll of Tropical Fruit Life Savers (save for the two you managed give away) because the payoff is pretty lame. Lame as in, there is no payoff.

3 comments:

@alyssa ettinger said...

the tropical fruit ones are always extra sticky and they all end up tasting like the 2 coconut ones, which are always clammy.

KleoPatra said...

Not a Life Savers fan, but those donuts... and i'm not a donut fan, but i want to try one. How do i get me one of those? I'm sure it's not a SoCal thing. Figures.

anne altman said...

you guys in so cal have those weirdo potato donut things. i wasnt a fan. tried it first though before i hated it . ok, didn't hate it, just wasn't too fond.