There is this really cute Russian cleaning guy at my job, he drives me nuts with how hot he is! The way he moves that mop and lifts heavy objects, and the fact that the only English he knows is how to tell me, "You such a silly girl" as I flirt with him. Only problem he smells sooooooooo bad, that I know he will never even be in the running for a little nookie without some serious spray downs and a tub of deodorant.
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Borish oafs?
yeah, they can take a hike too. but I was talking about...
Big ones. rid the world of big ones.
Bob Otterman is pissed at you. You'll be getting a letter.
you mean bob otterman, as in my ex husband?
he's pissed at me? no shit.
There is this really cute Russian cleaning guy at my job, he drives me nuts with how hot he is! The way he moves that mop and lifts heavy objects, and the fact that the only English he knows is how to tell me, "You such a silly girl" as I flirt with him. Only problem he smells sooooooooo bad, that I know he will never even be in the running for a little nookie without some serious spray downs and a tub of deodorant.
I hate Body Odor....
In Mother Russia, office cleans you!
Is but man-style, da?
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