Monday, July 31, 2006

Chopped Off

The next time you ask a restaurant to chop a salad for you so you don't have to put an entire tomato on your fork, do specify that you're under 86 years old and have your real teeth. If you don't, they'll blend it for you. I have what amounts to a pile of wet oregano on this plate and frankly, it'd be easier to eat with a straw.

Disappointed! Annoyed! Whatevs!

2 comments:

piglet said...

Was that your lunch?

Ah, man, happy Monday.

Violet said...

They blended it for you? Must've been the cooks taking the piss. Or thinking you needed pureed salad to feed to a baby.