Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Some Great Advice For Christie Brinkley

Dear Christie,
I know this is a tough time for you right now, with your 4th husband fooling around on you and whatnot. He wants to reconcile, but you know it's quite possibly over. You know what this means: It's time that pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and get married again. Nothing takes the sting out of a failed relationship than another failed relationship! Go for it! What have you got to lose?
Love,
Anne


P.S. You're wicked good at weddings (especially the one on the ski slopes, remember that one?)

9 comments:

newbluebaby said...

4 times. I'm sure she's the victim here.

anne altman said...

Ladies, be happy with your appearance. You could look like Christie Brinkley and he'd still cheat on you.

Elizabeth said...

P.P.S. Next time you get married, Chris, you should go for a much, much younger guy. I know this isn't your thing but at least when he cheats on you with a 19 year old, you won't think he's an asshole AND a pervert.

Valerie said...

Word Anne, word! If she's hasn't got a glimmer of hope, what do us "normal" girls have. Gawd, I'm depressed now! Thanks a lot Christie!

newbluebaby said...

Exactly. Don't go feeling sorry for Christy OR sum up the male ego just from one dolt's actions.

anne altman said...

Divorcees get more respect than Never Been Marrieds. That's not fair.

newbluebaby said...

More respect from who? That's crazy talk.

Valerie said...

AMEN sister! I agree.

nouseforaname said...

I wonder what the next ceremony will be like?

Possibly a roller rink wedding- with an 80's theme. Thompson Twins playing in the background and her in hot pants and a bikini top and the new beau in those really cute coach shorts and tank top.

It could work...