When Paris comes over to my place to play Memory, she always asks why we play it standing up, and I always tell her because it's more fun that way. But it's really because I don't let her sit on my upholstery.
anne, you are not a good hostess. any good one knows it's not fair to make a guest play a game you know she can't win. she can't even remember who she's sleeping with! or where not to pee.
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ewww, yeah. Good idea. I saw a pix of her snatch. Looks like a dried up ol prune. gross!
the list of what she doesn't pee on is very short.
upsettingly so.
anne, you are not a good hostess. any good one knows it's not fair to make a guest play a game you know she can't win. she can't even remember who she's sleeping with!
or where not to pee.
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