Friday, July 21, 2006

War on "Terror"

This phrase annoys me to no end. It's terrorism. We are trying to wage a war on terrorism. It's impossible to wage a war on terror, an emotion, let alone terrorism. I'm waging a War on Annoyance. Bush created this ignorant phrase, and now everybody else has to say it too because it's like an Emperor's New Clothes kind of thing. He says "sammiches" so now everybody else has to say "sammiches" so he doesn't get mad and pout. But I didn't run for President and therefore wasn't elected so, I have no say in all this even though I just said some stuff.

Since nobody gives a shit about Bin Laden, can we finally get this terrorist behind bars? Bitch is easy to catch, she's all over the place. Talk about terrifying. I suspect she's got a forked snake tongue.

11 comments:

whipcreamy said...

and that's why so many people like george Dubya. they see that he does not have proper grammer so they think hmmmmmm, he is truly an everyday person...screw the intellectuals with their masters and PHDs...they are too intimidating....let's elect a prez who talks like us and could live next door. im tellin ya..george bush's lingo is intentional...he wants less intellectual people to think is on their level.

Valerie said...

Amen sister!

anne altman said...

whipcreamy: grammAr.

not kelsey grammer.

if for not grammar's sake then for my sake: i don't want to be reminded of that irritating kelsey grammer.

kelsey: annoying boy name

newbluebaby said...

Bush sucks elephant balls.

whipcreamy said...

kelsey? you mean frasier?

Some Guy said...

I would argue that there is no such thing as a War On Terror, a War On Terrorism, or whatever one wishes to call it. Unless, of course you like the idea of a war that can't be won. Think about the conditions that are necessary to declare victory in this war. I'd say it's when every terrorist is either captured or killed. That is an impossibility. As soon as you declare victory, all it takes is some nutjob to go blow himself up and the war is back on.

Elizabeth said...

a war on terror is basically saying "we are going to fight the ENTIRE world if you don't support us". if the iraq war had gone better, don't you think bush would have skipped north korea and gone for france.
yes, people like a prez they could have a beer with. pollsters say that's why bush won in 2004. BUT people, he doesn't drink beer because he is REBORN whatever that means.

and naomi is OFF THE HOOK. how many people is she going to take down before the popo's end her reign of terror?

anne altman said...

putting naomi behind bars is a war that can't be won either. bitch needs to go away. take a seat, ho.

born again means: i used to be a drunk but my family got pissed because i was becoming a fambly embarrasment and a liberry-ian wouldn't marry me unless i chose god 'stead of booze which brings me to: i'm so full of shit and would drink and snort again in a second if i could.

Peter said...

And Bush's accent is a put on. He was really just a prep school kid from massachusetts.

anne altman said...

a dumb one. oh, i'm sorry, i meant to say poor student. not poor no money poor but poor like wicked bad at tests and stuff.

Violet said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is thoroughly annoyed by that phrase. A war on terror would have to include bombing anyone who makes slasher movies.