There's an arcade on the Atlantic City Boardwalk, and I spent a lot of time perfecting my SkeeBall game. Here's a photo. You see, with this machine, unlike a slot machine, sure, you put coins in, but you always walk away some kind of winner*.
I won:
1) a spider ring (fake spider)
2) a little parachute guy
3) a ruby ring (albeit, a fake ruby)
4) a large yellow rubber ball with smiley face
5) a snakeskin (fake snakeskin) lighter which I left on the counter because I was so excited by the parachute guy
6) a little dignity back after being pounded in the casino
I garnered dozens more tickets but gave them away to the kids in the arcade just like Robin Hood. Or Santa. Or whatevs.
*unless you're totally friggin' retarded, because even the bottom rung is ten points and if you can't get the bottom rung you may dead and just not know it yet, like most of the people I saw walking around the casino.
3 comments:
I LOVE skee ball. Probably because I'm a dork and like you said, you always win tickets and therefore, some small stupid prize.
hey biotch! did you forget about me? Don't forget about Dre!
me loves skeeball too
Skee Ball kicks butt, another reason Jersey kicks butt as well.
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