It's incredible, isn't it?
I know!
What's more incredible?
I will not be going!
Why?
Because I'll be here:
Ok, I won't actually be at this particular "Modern Strip Mall", or hanging out with these ladies back in 1957 via Tardis Timemachine, but I will be flying into Buffalo, New York.
The hell with Curacao!
From Buffalo, I'll be renting a economy-class vehicle and driving to The Enchanted Mountains* of Olean, New York!
Curacao can suck it!
Feel free to check in on the hot action I'll be enjoying anytime you like, via this live Olean webcam. If you don't have Java, feel free to peruse this Olean Website, and you'll understand why I chose Olean over Curacao. It's like, duh.
*They are enchanting, actually, and I'm psyched to be going. The next time my colleague goes to Curacao and has a free extra ticket and airfare I'll take him up on it. I'm sure it happens all the time.
5 comments:
i just saw a martino walking down the sidewalk.
did you play connect four on the kidz page?
Yeah, I try that one all the time: I buy 2 tickets to some exotic locale even though I have no one to accompany me, then offer the extra ticket to attractive women at the last minute. They all turn me down in favor of dreary places like Buffalo as well. But I keep trying. If nothing else I'm persistent.
Olean... Isn't that the stuff they put in Doritos to make them less fatty and more poopy?
He'll be back if he's worth his salt.
As for Olean...at least it's not winter.
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