Tuesday, August 15, 2006

When Do You Say When?

I think it's time to leave the office when you can't see in your right eye due to the huge hive that has unbeknownst to you, formed just beneath while you were tap tap tapping away on your database because clearly you're allergic to work, and this sudden unattractive ailment is a signal to GO THE FUCK HOME.

Don't mind if I do.

Cripes. You should see this thing. It's not gnarly, it's far worse--it's gnar-gnar. I don't remember ordering an under the eye allergic reaction. Anyone here order this and I got it by mistake? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? WTF?

5 comments:

la nadine said...

anne altman, i think i love you.

is that wrong?

Valerie said...

Nope. Not EYE! Eye didn't order it. Maybe you caught it cuz your house is a sty?

anne altman said...

update: eye ailment remarkably improved. almost unperceptible to the naked eye.

Teri said...

maybe you are really allergic to work. how does long term disability or workman's comp sound to you?

Creepy said...

No picture to help us identify the malady?