Thank You, Terrorists, For Making Air Travel Even More Annoying

Great. Now it's more than just Richard Reid, the idiot foiled shoe bomber who needs a punch in the face. Airport security boils my blood and I don't even travel that much. Sure, we need to have some checks in place so that people don't get on planes with uzis and whatnot, but please, things are about to get a whole lot more irritating in a terrible way. Now in addition to "Take off your shoes" and "Throw your nail clippers and lighters in the basket", the TSA's going to be all about "Throw your mouthwash and shampoo in the basket."

It's so inept.

Listen up, President GW Jackass and your Homeland Security Horseshit, the terrorists are already onto their next method of terrorism. Liquids are out. They're onto the next thing, like radioactive boogers or whatever, and y'all should be checking the inside of travellers' noses instead of wasting time rifling through Grandma's bag of incontinence pads.

I say, bring back racial profiling. It's more efficient. Had there been a solid racial profiling program at CVS back when I was a penniless, aimless teen roaming around the store, there'd be a lot more blue mascara lining the shelves instead of the pockets of my Jordache jeans.