To The Guys With "Backdraft" As Part of Your Online Dating Screen Name:
Hi there. I understand you're a fireman. Firemen are hot. I'd probably be impressed to know that you are a fireman if I didn't learn about it via your online dating screen name. Ok, not necessarily, but regardless, you're barking up the wrong bitch. See, I'm not a 9/11 opportunist. Also, in the interest of full disclosure, I never did see Backdraft. Ok, I'm sure you have some fires to fight and some other stuff to do, so I'm going to go back to being a bitch now.
Thanks,
Bye.
5 comments:
Anne,
Why do you hate the heroes of 9/11? For that matter, why do you hate freedom?
My other screen name is HOOKLADDERLONGHOSE.
My husband is a fire fighter and I used to heckle him unmercifully for his Backdraft worship.
He has since come around, and any other self respecting fire fighter also realizes by now that Backdraft was silly, and using it as a screen name sounds more like you have a farting problem.
So go ahead. Bitch away. Backdraft was stupid.
likely. very likely.
Hey, wait a minute...maybe that IS my husband...
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