Thursday, August 10, 2006

The Guiness Book of World Records


I was obsessed with this book as a kid. I'd read it cover to cover and back again. Records that stand out in my memory:

  1. The World's Fattest Broad
  2. The World's Oldest Broad
  3. The World's Tallest Broad
  4. The World's Oldest Mother
  5. The Two Fat Guy Twins on Motorcycles
  6. The Guy With the Long Nasty Fingernails

5 comments:

anne altman said...

oh. something like, 'so fat you can't believe it, so old it's out of control, so old it's ridiculous, so tall it's weird, so long it's nasty,' etc.

newbluebaby said...

The two fat guys were the Maguire Brothers.

The one I read had a yellow cover.


World longest fingernails guy was from India. It looked like 5 copperhead snakes coming out of his fingers. Probably why I can't have long fingernails on me today.

anne altman said...

I wonder who holds the record for Most Carp Tacos Eaten

Creepy said...

With or without the mud sack?

anne altman said...

true. the mud vein will slow you down.