Last week, on my way to the ladies room, I opened the doors to that side of the floor only to be greeted by an invisible wall of poo which damn near knocked me over. And it wasn't even the ladies room, but the hall leading to the ladies room! And the handicapped bathroom, which methinks was more the offender, most likely a fella. A non-handicapped-just- too- lazy- to- go- to the- other- side- of -the- floor -to- the- proper- mens-room type of fella.
But anyway, I digress. My next step, logically, was to go back to my office and drag my coworker out to enjoy the same door-opening encounter. Then we called another coworker from the phone in the elevator bank, pulled him off whatever he was working on, and told him to meet us out there for something important.
It was important, right?
Then I used the ladies room on another floor.
5 comments:
that is "LOL" worthy
I LAUGHED OUT LOUD when
I read it!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I've said it before, I'll say it again - toilet humor is guaranteed comedy gold!
yes...it is important...and we've talked about this before. it is important that you bring people to the poopoo smell to prove to them that it was not you who made the stink in the first place.
There is a product called "Just a Drop". It is the personal bathroom odor eliminator. Single use. Just a drop and the smell stops.
You put it into the bowl before you use the toilet.
I know this because they were giving away free packets of it in Times Square.
Someone gave me one on an elevator ride up to our floor.
I giggled so hard I farted.
can you gargle with it?
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