I just tore into a bag of Snyder's of Hanover Honey Wheat Stick Preztels With Sesame Seeds.
The bag didn't last long.
Then I see here in small font: "HUNGRY SIZE"
Fuck you, Synder's of Hanover Honey Wheat Stick Pretzels With Sesame Seeds. It's like you are assuming I wear Husky-sized Toughskins. Which I do, but you didn't know that until I just told you.
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Jeez, toughskins? Davey & Goliath? New Zoo Revue? You had the exact same childhood I did. Next you're going to talk about how your parents bought you Keds because Nikes were too expensive. Or maybe about how you used to watch "You Can't Do That On Television" every day after school.
I think "hungry size" implies they are the perfect portion for leaving you wanting.
Are you aware of my love of Snyder's to the point that I started a myspace profile about pretzels? http://www.myspace.com/pretzelpower
Toughskins? I had almost managed to forget them. Man, you're bumming me out.
It would've been a lot worse if they'd called it "fat people's size'.
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