Things My Sister Has Said In the Past Without Irony

1. It was so white, it was pitch white. (Apprarently the thing was really white. As white as pitch is black.)
2. What's that soup called, gestapo soup? (Yes, but with less tomatoes and more swastikas)
3. That road has a lot of pinhead turns. (Danger!)
4. Underwear Drawer Smeller Upper (Referring to lavender sachets, not dirty underwear)
5. That was the needle that broke the camel's back. (Um...ok.)

She's a riot. There have been more Erinisms (that I can't seem to recall at this time) and there will be more in the future. You just can't force these things.