Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Today's News

  1. The world is on fire because everyone hates everyone else
  2. I hate people too but for different reasons generally including -but not limited to- bad manners
  3. The carrots I'm eating taste like sunscreen
  4. Some celebrity that used to be hot is now not
  5. A celebrity couple that was on t.v. about how great a couple they are is now splitting up
  6. Ignorance is bliss
  7. Nosehairs are annoying
  8. Some celebrity just got plastic surgery
  9. Mel Gibson hates Jews
  10. GW Bush is an a-hole

And that, my friends, is the news.

9 comments:

Unknown said...

Ok Anne, curiosity is killing me...do you have a job? lmao...your posts (many a day) are spread throughout the day (time wise)
How do you earn a living?

whipcreamy said...

NEWSFLASH!!!!! NEWSFLASH!!!!I have gas today.

Elizabeth said...

11. Anne can multitask

newbluebaby said...

Well, at least you can pull out those nose hairs.






What... am I the only one?

anne altman said...

i get tears in my eyes at the very thought.

dudes rip their nose hairs out. chicks use a power tool.

Lauren K said...

12. We kicked a seafood-allergic intern out so people could eat leftover paella from the boss's party none of us were invited to.

anne altman said...

13) a celebrity that was not thin is now thin

Elizabeth said...

14. celebrity who was thin is now thinner.

anne altman said...

15) celebrity hitting rehab