Friday, September 29, 2006

Screwed

Thanks to a kind donation of a laptop after mine crashed, I am able to communicate with the world. However, my resume is another story. I just loaded Microsoft Office Works Suite 2002 (which I own from my broken down computer) so I can update my resume to 100s of folks dying in anticpation to receive it. However, I'm missing some pesky information. The serial code. Which is like 20 some odd digits. Which was on the back of the jewel cases. Which I threw out years ago when I switched from jewel cases to CD binders. Which means I'm seriously screwed. Any suggestions before I start flinging things out of the window? Please email me. Thanks.

PS I perused this site called serial code crackers or some shit like that, just to see what it was all about, and not only did it not have the information I needed, but it bombarded me with pictures of stuffed bald vaginas. Now I'm ill. Great.

6 comments:

Creepy said...

Porn in the middle of the day, nice.

newbluebaby said...

stuffed bald vaginas.


Now I'm starvin'.

Chris Battle said...
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Chris Battle said...

This one actually worked for me:
http://www.serialz.to/serialbox.html

I think there's a PC version of Serial Box in there somewhere.

Sorry, no stuffed bald vaginas.

anne altman said...

thanks heavens for that, chris. the whole shit made me go vegetarian for life.

Fargrave said...

Here Anne, this is compatible with Office docs:

http://www.openoffice.org/

and it's free!