Friday, July 07, 2006

Disturbing eBay Listing



The Stork and Me

would like to introduce

Chloe

Weight: 5lbs. 8oz.

Height: 22 in.

Chloe is a beautiful little girl wanting a new home. She loves to be held and loved. Chloe started out as a Secrist Corey mold and after many hours of love and work she has been transformed into this wonderful little baby. I am completely satisfied with her. I have taken her out into the public and have been asked by a Neo Natal nurse if she was real. And also another nurse asked me how old she is. She does look so much like a real baby. This is what I strive for. I put alot of time and care into my babies and the outcome is wonderful.

Chloe has green Real Brand eyes and soft light brown angora mohair carefully micro rooted into her head. I sealed it twice so you can comb it as you would like. She has baby fine hair. And it looks very real.

I painted her with Genesis paints and blushed all of those tiny rolls and creases to add to the realness of her. I take alot of time in doing this and I don't quit until I am completely satisfied with the outcome.

She has 3/4 limbs. This makes her so easy to dress. By the way, she wears newborn or 0-3 months clothes. She has been weighted with the finest glass beads in her limbs and then they were sealed and a bag of poly pellets in her little body, then some of the best poly fill to make her as soft and cuddly as she can be. Her head is weighted, so you will need to support her head, just like holding a real baby.

She has a baby manicure. I go lightly on this, so it looks more natural.

Chloe is a dream. She is so sweet. This mold looks as if she is looking at you all the time. When you hold her in yours arms, you will want to talk to her because from the look on her face, she hears everything you are saying.

At this time, I would like to thank everyone looking at this precious baby I have created. Thank you!! If you have any questions,comments or suggestions, please let me know. I will answer your questions as soon as possible. Chloe comes from a smoke free and pet free nursery. Chloe will bring home with her a 3-piece outfit (bibs, shirt and sweater-for those chilly days) and her little socks, matching head band and a care-instruction sheet.

The reserve for Chloe is $75.00.


*I've highlighted what I find to be most disturbing about this eBay listing, but what isn't? I'd post the for those who are interested, but too late--Chloe has been auctioned off for $75.00.
Sorry.

6 comments:

anne altman said...

because they're real babies, fantastic, made of plastic...

don't tell the broad who made her that she's not real. she might flip.

flip out even more, i mean.

Peter Matthes said...

How do you make type bold and italic within your posts?

Signed, Winner of the Chloe doll.

anne altman said...

SHE'S NOT A DOLL SHE IS A BABY

i just highlight and bold like in regular old word using the regular ole toolbar. you know if i know how to do it it's gotsta be easy.

@alyssa ettinger said...

anne, that is so gross. plus, i have things up for sale on ebay that are far nicer, and less creepy, that haven't sold for that much.

piglet said...

It's nice to know that she comes with pre-blushed rolls and creases. It takes me hours to blush my rolls and creases.

Elizabeth said...

you know what i'm thinking: stick that baby on a flagpole and take her to bonnarooooooooooooooo!