Hey, there might be some truth to all this feng shui mumbo jumbo. Why, you ask? Well, I was doing my "Throw Out 9 Things a Day" routine, and I found a $20 bill.
That's right, bitches. Twenty fuckin' dollars. Twenty goddamned beans. That's right.
So there's that.
Yep.
And Lotto's 26 million and I bought a ticket tonight.
Ahem.
NO, I'm not happy yet, bite me. Give it time!
3 comments:
So did you throw out the twenty dollars or not?
no, and I didn't throw out the horse tail butt plug, either.
anyone interested?
brand new, still has the price tag on it.
$49.99
will i sully my good eBay name if i try and hock it there?
it's quite realistic looking.
black.
you can prance around like "my little pony"
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