There's only one reason to watch this show:
To note the Vaseline differential.
The amount of grease she must have insisted that they put on the lens --for a gauzy look--
(see example of random gauzy lens below)
--to distract you from the fact that she is 75 friggin' years old--is absurd!!!! I'll say it's distracting, but it's not fooling the eye into believing anything. Ridiculous.
They must use 50 cameras and 50 pounds of grease. Twat!
Camera on Janice: Greasy.
Camera on her son: Sans grease.
Camera on Janice: Greasier.
Camera on model: Sans grease.
Back to Janice: Greeeeeeeeeeeeasiest.
Barbra Streisand requests the gauzy lens too, I hear. She's not high maintenance either, I hear.
Ahem.
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Janice Dickinson is the stuff nightmares are made of!!
I agree - I just had access to five days of cable and I, well. It's a good thing I don't have cable because clearly I am susceptible to roadkill television. She was a bizarre skinny drama queen with too much botox and a very nice son. How did she get so lucky?
she makes me too nervous. reminds me of my meth days. :shudder: some one needs to just put her down. like a rabid turkey.
she annoys me soo much, I never even heard of her before America's Next top Model
Janice is a bitch.
She was great in Viva Los Vegas but snubbed in Grumpy Old Men for an Oscar if you ask me. Ahem.
She was great in Viva Los Vegas but Oscar snubbed her in Grumpy Old Men. Ahem.
Oh no! Double post! I shouldn't be drinking this early. Tee Hee.
grumpy old men: underrated
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