A building exploded in Manhattan this morning. I knew something was up, as my walk to work was exceptionally noisy with sirens, and it made me question my place of residence even more than usual, but the good news is as of right now, the news is that unbelievably, no deaths ocurred as a result. Thank goodness. But someone is bummed about that, and that someone is the dude who left the gas on trying to off himself. That's the theory, anyway, that the big bang was a foiled suicide attempt. Sad, but true.
Hey pal, if you're gonna do it, be nice about it. Don't take people with you. Jump off the Empire State Building in a pirate costume. That's how all the cool kids roll. Roll out, rather. Or off.
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It caused quite the panic for an hour or so. Larry King was in a hotel nearby and heard the explosion. Did anyone see his interview?
It was enthralling.
He said that he never had to change his adult diapers so early in the morning.
LOL (for reals)
That is an awfully ambitious plan to off yourself. Makes me want to think of something even more complicated in case I've ever had enough.
How do you blow up a whole building and not kill yourself?
I have a 50 year old gas stove. You better secure your stuff Anne.
see? he couldn't even do that right. loser.
mine stove's older...
c'est challenge!
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