Dear Future Boyfriend,
If you ever find that you require surgery on your face that renders it swollen and in need of a large bandaid, I wanted to let you know that there is no chance in hell that I will walk down the street with you holding your hand unless I am so blinded by my love for you that I don't notice the large bandaid on your swollen face.
This unfortunately applies even if I'm the one who made you get the surgery in the first place because you were sporting something heinous on your face that was offensive. To me.
So, I leave you with that, the way it's got to be. This is of course in addition to the requirement that you have a J-O-B.
Any questions? Ok, great!
See you soon,
Anne
6 comments:
not shallow, OBSERVANT. different.
all artists are observant.
sue us.
Basil T Frankenweiler. i think...
What if you both wore fancy disguises? He'd still have a massive head wound but you'd look like Cher.
mrs. basil e! so close! did i cheat if i used google? let's say there were no google, like back in the olden tymes. how would i have found this out. i dont even fuckin remember. card catalogue?
That was Robert Deniro.
holy mole-y.
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