Snoozefestival

Wow.

I'm exhausted.

They even made insurance jokes. People even laughed. The best part I think was me trying to bring a name tag to a "grey-haired gentleman in a blue suit" in a room full of grey haired gentlemen in blue suits. Needless to say, that fellow didn't get his tag.

And I'm feeling so out of it, having been held hostage all these hours in the name of insurance considering Whitney Houston is filing for divorce from Bobby Brown? ? ? Sure, he may smack her around, but he pulled a turd out of her bunger once because she couldn't do it on her own. I'm going to miss those two together.

And Anna Nicole Smith's son dying in her hospital room and the whole thing is considered suspicious? Sad but totally intriguing!

Britney having a baby boy? Whatevs!

Tomorrow another conference, this time at the Westin Hotel in Times Square. Start time 7 am, end time TBD? Envious? They may be discussing life insurance securitization or other structures to access capital in the property and casualty insurance industry, so...stop salivating, ayite? P. Diddy is totally going to be there. It's in Times Square for cryin' out loud.

Just think of the overtime I accrued with these gigs! That's like $30 cash money. I smell four words. Down Payment Lincoln Navigator.