Ok, so a friend of a friend of a friend of mine works at some type of job where he has been in the Yankee locker room because he interviews and writes about the Yankees for some type of media outlet. I asked my friend of said friend of a friend if she had any information on any Yankee dongs. She told me some alleged facts. Here's what I remember:
- Derek Jeter: Not the cock the ladies imagine lives in those pinstriped pants of his apparently. I'm convinced he's a grower and not a shower, and I refuse to belive otherwise.
- Gary Sheffield: Steps on his dong if it's not strapped in correctly. I say, who cares-he's a trash-talking jerk, and a big dink isn't going to make him more attractive to me.
- Hideki Mitsui: Pig in a blanket of long straight pubes which he combs frequently. Long. Straight. Combs. Frequently.
That is all.