After an evening of watching A&E's Intervention, I have a public service announcement:
Do not get addicted to the following drugs if you can help it; you'll take a terrible photo and look bad on film.
1) Crystal Meth: Your features will eat themselves and you will become gaunt. Also, there is bad acne to be had. If you can't get out of a photo, slip on a monkey mask; it will quickly and effectively conceal any unsightly blemishes.
2) Morphine, Ambien, or a cocktail of both: It makes one of your eyes small, and you slur and drool a lot. Answer questions with a simle "Yes" or "No" and make sure to open your droopy eye wider when there is a camera present, if possible. Or just shut them both, and pretend you're sleeping (probably your best bet).
Good luck! Nobody can blame you for ruining the family photo now.
2 comments:
Amen Anne. I also od'd on Intervention. (Pun INtended)
Godspeed
I'm hooked on a feeling.
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