When I do highschool over again, I want to be a tall, attractive white male with blue eyes who is a star quarterback with a successful future in college and professional football. None of this petite female bullshit.
If I can't do that, then I'd like to come back as Doodle.
One of those two things.
I've been watching too many VHI Two-a-Days. And too much Doodle sleeping on the sofa.
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If I could go back and re-do high school, I'd go to Swampscott High and drive a white Cressida with a shitty horn.
Oh wait, I did that already...:)
and you'd blare the Steve Miller Band and The Beastie Boys out the sunroof.
did it have a sunroof?
beep beep
yes, it had a sunroof.
Brass monkey, that funky monkey....all I can picture is Garrett Baker....bet you haven't heard that name in a while...
jungle love. it's making you crazy.
My kitty Smitty pooped all over Adriana's crib while we were gone. Doodle is an angel.
Two-A-Days is on MTV.
whatevs.
No, not whatevs.
whatevs.
If my fingers weren't sore from working them to the bone, I'd shake my fist at you.
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