Thursday, December 14, 2006

The Real White Trash Had a Baby

Lizzie Grubman, Jewish American Princess and PR douche who famously backed her SUV into a crowd of people in a Hamptons parking lot after cursing out the bouncer (and other club employees who told her to move her car) with an "Fuck you, white trash!" has apparently spawned her own. She and her husband Chris Stern named the kid Harrison Irving Stern, which is the kind of poser name I'd expect from the real white trash they are. They're going to call him Harry. Oh yeah? Bbbbbffffffppppppppppffffttttttttttt!!!

4 comments:

newbluebaby said...

Let hope the kid got his Dad's looks.

Just Dave said...

Well, don't they just look like they could move into the trailer park right next to Britney? It would be the only double-wide with a mazuzah on the door.

matt said...

I'm betting ten dollars that she's going to drive with the baby on her lap. My hunches are never wrong and I've got a helluva hunch.

Elizabeth said...

if she follows brit's lead, she'll also drop baby harry on his head a few times. oopsy daisy!