160 people sick after eating at Olive Garden.
"We're trying to isolate what the cause of the illness might be," said a Heath Department spokesman.
WHAT?
I'm no expert, but 5 dollars says Olive Garden is the cause of the illness. Or, these same suckers went to Taco Bell for lunch.
5 comments:
Were the diners actually vampires? Cuz garlic can really F up vampires.
When I was in Italy I ate all my meals at Olive Garden. I figured they're so good in the US, they must be even better in Italy. I was right!
ugh. i hate olive garden. two can anne was almost in an olive garden commerical, but she did not make the last cut. she had to go mmmmmmmmmmm, and lift her eyes up while smelling sauce.
I DID NOT!
I was supposed to jauntily raise my "glass" and "spoon" with my three fellow diners as we "enjoyed" our "meal" with one rule: everyone orders something different.
DIFFERENT.
ps
YOU have to lift YOUR eyes up while you are smelling sauce, whip.
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