Tsk Tsk Tsk. Now You're Arrested

This kid screwed up. Every self-respecting kid at Christmastime knows that of course you open your presents early and play with them if you happen upon the treasure trove. But you don't get caught, for cryin' out loud!?! You tear the paper away carefully, play with your Mattel Basketball game in the closet for a few minutes or hours, then you re-tape the paper and put it back. Duh. Now he's doin hard time for the holidays. Shame shame. I bet he wishes he got the coal instead.