Friday, July 14, 2006

Headiquette

Let's say you know someone who has a terrible hairdo that looks like a big curly pile of pubes on her head. Let's say also that she happens to be a huge bitch. Is it appropriate for you to say to her, "Hey, your hairdo looks like a big curly pile of pubes on your head."?

I mean, granted you're never going to see her again and all.

5 comments:

Valerie said...

I double dog dare you to.

Elizabeth said...

if you don't like her, then you shouldn't tell her. maybe no one else has but you don't want her to go around looking good, do you? unless it's clear that there's no way she could change her hair if she wanted to. in that case, tell her. head games. LOVE them.

anne altman said...

the only way she could change would to wear a nice wig or a snappy hat.

snappy hat.

how 'bout that?

nouseforaname said...

I once got a really bad perm in High School- they called me the Blown-up Q-Tip.

I spent 2.5 hours every morning straightening my hair after that.

Words hurt... They really do....

wonderturtle said...

Inappropriate but funny. The essentially quandary of our time.