Wednesday, October 25, 2006

I Wish Dick Cheney Would Read Me a Bed Time Story

Can you imagine? I just heard him on the radio telling me about the "success in Iraq" and how he never said there were weapons of mass destruction "per se," and his creepy voice is the the flattest, most chilling, least animated around. I'll go out on a limb and say it's the voice of a sociopath.

"Once upon a time, you're going to die. If you're not a wealthy white American male you'll die even sooner. So, sleep tight."

3 comments:

Some Guy said...

This motherfucker is pure goddamn evil. How he has any credibility whatsoever is baffling. Everything he has said has been the opposite of reality. Do you think he ever laughs?

Creepy said...

Not only will you die sooner, but in a far more unpleasant manner. Thanks Dick! Never in humankind has anyone's name been as appropriate as his.

Just Dave said...

Richard Widmark was in a movie where his character pushed an old lady down a flight of stairs in her wheelchair, then laughed maniacly. I suspect Dick Cheney would laugh the same under similar circumstances.