Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Fire Bushes Need Not Apply


Sure, you've got yourself a rainbow wig for Halloween. But what if you get lucky? What if someone's gonna see your Junk Show? You're going to need a rainbow wig for downstairs, too, ain't ya? Betty Beauty to the rescue! Covers naturally, covers gray.

Eeeeew. Gray.

17 comments:

anne altman said...

yeah, but only with the fellas who like fellas. poor fun betty.

anne altman said...

my betty isn't ready b/c everytime i make it ready there is no opportunity to show it off. murphy's law says ignore it with low maintenance and they will come.

Bumpkyn said...

I'm going for purple, if it's an option, I think best to look 'unnatural' to confuse them..keep um guessing, that's my game...well it was..

What if you're 'bald' can you color the area? Just wondering.

anne altman said...

i think you draw a face on it. with teeth. really inviting for the fellas.

anne altman said...

gag

JR said...

wait - since we're talking grey hair here, I think the teeth are optional. Or, at least, removable!

anne altman said...

double gag

Bumpkyn said...

I think teeth make for an interesting 'ride', again, what do I know--I have no gray, teeth and according to ilovepeppers, no hair-but how she knows is beyond me!!

Peter said...

I just keep it thick and wiry for when I wear a speedo on the fourth of july.

Creepy said...

I prefer my 'Betties' bald.

anne altman said...

pedophiles!

Creepy said...

I didn't mean bald due to not being old enough to grow hair. Geez, I'm not that creepy. Haven't you watched porn lately? All of the 'Betties' are bald.

Just Dave said...

I am totally indifferent on this subject. I will say that, if you are wearing a rainbow wig upstairs, I really will not get close enough to you to find out about downstairs.

anne altman said...

yeah, there are a lot of trends in porn that i'm not too jazzed about

Mel said...

Maybe you can forward this site to Lindsey Lohan since she is all into showing off her Betty.

Creepy said...

Porn hasn't been the same since the men stopped wearing mustaches...

anne altman said...

word. bring back the stache.