Saturday, October 21, 2006

Finger in the Subway Sammich? Finger This One Out


Here we go again. Not sure why another person would claim the old "Hey, there's a finger in m' fast food!" trick, considering the last broad who did it with the Wendy's chili was sentenced to prison for twelve years, but what else do you expect from someone from a place called Chowchilla? Puhhhlease.

5 comments:

Just Dave said...

On the whole, all things being equal, I would rather have the finger than "a thick piece of fat". My throat just closed thinking about it.

Berry said...

Seriously. The "fat" thing had me gagging too.

And anyway, I don't know what she's complaining about. I happen to find ladyfingers quite tasty. A little spongey, but tasty.

Mo and The Purries said...

I think the name of the town where the alleged finger was discovered is classic: Chowchilla.
And Hell-O, they make the freakin' sandwich right in front of you at Subway, wouldn't you see someone's finger fall off into your sub?
The moral of the story: stay away from Sandwich Artists with the name "Leprosy" on their name tag!

anne altman said...

that's a great new phrase long overdue. "sandwich artist." excellent.

Cloudy said...

12 years prison for extorting Wendy's? Man, you Americans take your junk food seriously.