Thursday, October 26, 2006

W'r Gonna Build Us a Fence N' Git'r Done!


A 700 mile fence? IDIOT! HAVE A LOOK AT HISTORY, JACKASS: How well did the Great Wall of China do? Second, where are we going to get it, Home Depot? Ikea?

Third, who the hell are we going to get to take it out of the box and assemble it? Americans? Laughable! Everyone knows that to build something of quality, something good, we need slave labor! That's why everything is a piece of shit nowadays. Go have a look at Grand Central Terminal. Have we built something of that kind of quality in awhile? The Great Wall was as good as it gets, and still proved a bust. They didn't even finish it before the enemy was shooting stuff over it. If you build it, they will come.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

8 comments:

newbluebaby said...

Let's not forget those pesky Canadians too! I'm tired of them crossing the border, stealing our babies and leaving us beer.





Wait a minute, no I'm Not!!!

Sloth said...

Have a look at the Australian dog fence. Maybe somehing like that could work for you. Because with this idea it is obvious that Mexicans have not learnt to climb yet or anything.

Blondie said...

I heard this news this morning while I was getting ready for work and promptly said to myself: WTF? Which means I've been blogging too much because now I only speak to myself in acronyms.

Del-V said...

We should also dig a moat behind the fence... and then fill the moat with electric eels... and sharks... and killer sting-rays like the one that killed Steve Irwin. That'll stop those hard working Mexicans from coming into the US of A and taking jobs away from lazy Americans!

Or maybe we should just outsource this construction project to India.

Lauren K said...

I think Mexicans are pretty good builders. Maybe they can put the durn thing together.

Moderator said...

The 700 mile fence isn't budgeted, which means it probably won't get built and the announcement is really just a political measure, which is what Washington is all about anyway, so there shouldn't be any surprise about that. In a month's time no one will discuss illegal immigration (except for Minutemen wackos) because the election will be over.

Just Dave said...

Now that there's funny, I don't care who ya' are.

Valerie said...

American'ts are too lazy to build a 700 mile fence. They need the MexiCANS to do it. And they are the ones they are trying to keep out.

Yeah, good luck with that one, Mr. Dumb Ass.