Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Two Second Rule

I just dropped a piece of sliced apple on the kitchen floor. Apparently the two second rule does not apply as long as Ms Doodle cat lives here. I picked it up and it looked like a miniature Doodle, just more apple-y. So, make note: If I offer you something to eat which was dropped on the floor--even for only two seconds--definitely refuse.

6 comments:

Creepy said...

I thought it was a 5-second rule. At least it is down here in Florida. You New Yawkas are too picky.

Peter said...

If I remember correctly, it's a 30 second-one footprint rule at Outback Steakhouse.

Carolyn said...

I'd eat it - just cuz I miss you.

p.s. - My baby eats cat food. She's turning into a Doodle.

Sharon Shiner said...

just pick the hair off before eating it....

Teri said...

i like my food with fuzz and cat fur......doesn't everyone?

Sloth said...

It is a thirty second rule. At any aussie BBQ is a snag hits the dirt it gets a cursory brush and chucked back on the barbie with the statments "30 seccond rule." and "Just some seasoning."