Monday, October 09, 2006

Do Not Attempt to Sing "Islands in the Stream" as a Solo

If you find yourself singing in a karaoke bar for a group of angry Asian men at 4 a.m. on Northern Boulevard in Queens, make sure you can sing. Otherwise, you might find your head full of hammers. And your body on a one way trip to the hospital.

3 comments:

newbluebaby said...

He should have sang Arthur's Theme.
I know it's crazy (oh it's loco) but it's true.

anne altman said...

i constantly find myself lost between the moon and new york city. i'm moving to boston.

Just Dave said...

Jeez, and I thought Comics had tough crowds on open mike nights.