Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have a Bid!

Yes, a courageous soul threw down the gauntlet with a bid for my tempting starting price of $5 a dress, $9.99 for two. This woman deserves to win. But I hope she doesn't, because as you know, I want a vicious bidding war to ensue, with all kinds of crying and stress involved and depression and mounds of debt leashed upon the loser.