i BEGGED my mom for that goober stuff for a long, long time. it was expensive, though (well...relatively) and ridiculous so it was an uphill battle. once, she granted my wish. suffice to say, i remember the begging more than the final gratification. keep it on the list of things to try. permanently.
It's all about multi-tasking. While you are free-falling from 20,000 feet, you will have more than enough time to enjoy your Goober grape and Columbian flake sandwich. And, if the 'chute does not open, you won't really give a shit.
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There's no rush on earth like cocaine and grape jelly.
Skydiving is awesome. The rest you can do without.
the goober stuff I can swear I tried as a kid. was it around then?
the others I could definitely do WITHOUT.
too many skydivers in my area have been killed lately and I'm scared to death of heights so that's a BIG NO!
i BEGGED my mom for that goober stuff for a long, long time. it was expensive, though (well...relatively) and ridiculous so it was an uphill battle. once, she granted my wish. suffice to say, i remember the begging more than the final gratification. keep it on the list of things to try. permanently.
i'm surmising it was a disspointing mix of peanuts and grapes.
it had to be or you'd remember it.
It's all about multi-tasking. While you are free-falling from 20,000 feet, you will have more than enough time to enjoy your Goober grape and Columbian flake sandwich. And, if the 'chute does not open, you won't really give a shit.
sadly, i'll never know.
You own a horsehead buttplug but have never done blow??? That makes no sense at all, Toucan.
I would never try any activity that makes my ass look like that.
By the way, that grape is drunk.
i guess i own it but it really just lives in my house.
and that peanut is a perv.
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