Serves Me Right

I just purchased these from the vending machine:




just so that I could get to these:



and I decided to try these anyway



and they were as unpalatable as they looked. Now I don't feel so hot and am afraid that I can't eat these, the original goal:



The moral of this story:

KEEP YOUR LOUSY PAWS OFF THE DAMN VENDING MACHINE YOU'LL END UP REGRETTING IT